Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, June 4, 2020

One Amusing Thing

The very same political class that twisted themselves into knots over an imagined military takeover (Jade Helm 15) are now clamoring for the military to take over American cities and shoot everyone on the streets to who dares to lift up their eyes.

Tom Cotton, in particular, has forgotten that the time that troops were sent into his state, it was because his side was reacting to integration with violence. Dollars to doughnuts that if Cotton was in politics back then, he'd have been the first to decry the use of troops.

8 comments:

Glen Filthie said...
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CenterPuke88 said...

Let’s see, Glenda. People marching to demand white supremacy and death to the Jews pulling the strings is the same to you as the multicultural crowds marching for equal rights. Natch, your privilege is showing, dear. Maybe run along to Stormfront to get your update and see where you and your boogaloo buddies are needed to provoke next?

Comrade Misfit said...

I have told you before, Glen, that I have had my fill of your condescension.

Red card.

seafury said...

Glens comments are my check valve. If I find myself agreeing, Mendota state hospital here in the Badger state has a self check in program.
You don't need to be committed.

dinthebeast said...

Cotton is the next step down the shitter in Republican governance, and has made no secret of his presidential ambitions.
A Cotton administration would be an order of magnitude worse than what we have now.
They always find a way to get worse, no matter how bad they already are.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Tod Germanica said...

Cotton's entire personality is embodied by his massive bobbing Adam's apple. What a dickhead. He is the GOP.

Tod Germanica said...

NYT is backpedaling as fast as possible on Cotton's Bombs Away 'editorial'.
"On Thursday, The New York Times issued an apology for publishing a controversial op-ed from Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR) demanding the government “send in the troops” against people protesting the killing of George Floyd."
Said they were reviewing oped editing. So the revolt of the reporters worked. Whoever gave this dickhead Cotton a post in the Times should be busted to cub photographer.

Richard said...

What a fool. That guy has presidential ambitions? But that's what i thought about the one we have now.