Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, June 24, 2020

Remember, You Can't Be Pregnant If You Don't Pee On the Stick

That is the logic of President Ostrich: Hide your head in the sand and pretend it's not happening.

Bunker Boy's minions are doing what he wants.
The Trump administration is planning to end federal support for local coronavirus testing sites across the nation at the end of the month — including seven in Texas, where confirmed cases of COVID are spiking.

Texas officials are urging the White House to rethink the move, warning of “catastrophic cascading consequences” of pulling federal support for testing sites, four of which are in Houston and Harris County and administer thousands of tests per day. City officials consider two of those sites — the largest in the city, administering up to 500 tests each per day — the backbone of Houston’s testing efforts.
Running away from unfavorable data and trying to pretend that the pandemic isn't ongoing are the actions of a gutless coward. Which is to say that they are entirely in keeping with the character of Cadet Bone Spurs, aka the Bunker Boy.

3 comments:

Eck! said...

If less testing shows fewer cases and that the most complex thing he can
arrive at that man has a very weak mind. That's right up there with if
you bury you head in the sand you will not see the lion comming.

Childish idiot!

Eck!

CenterPuke88 said...

Donnie is the “Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal” personified.

dinthebeast said...

CP88: I've been calling his presidency a "low rent Zaphod Beeblebrox" for some time now, all flash and distractions and running away from the job.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

P.S. 5.8 earthquake two mountains over... Whee!