Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat


* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Monday, June 8, 2020

The In-Cell Incel

A Virginia man inspired by notorious “incel” mass shooter Elliott Rodger fantasized about blowing up a shopping mall and killing “hot cheerleaders,” according to an FBI affidavit.

On June 2, Cole Carini of Richlands, Virginia, showed up at the Clinch Valley Medical Center with a missing hand. Several fingers on Carini’s other hand were also gone, and he had shrapnel wounds to the neck and throat. A local sheriff’s deputy arrived to interview Carini, who claimed his gruesome injuries were the result of a gardening accident.
I love that Stumpy claims that he lost one hand, several fingers on his other hand, and got shrapnel wounds from a lawnmower accident. It doesn't seem that he explained how chunks of his flesh ended up being embedded in the ceiling of his bedroom from the alleged lawnmower accident.

3 comments:

Glen Filthie said...
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Richard said...

This is sad. I guess there was nobody there to help him. Maybe his people didn't know what to do. It's just a really sad story and I'm sorry i read it. I wish there could be more compassion in this world.

Antibubba said...

With the loss of his hand, he'll either to have to change his ways towards women or never again have sex.