Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Saturday, June 27, 2020

Tell These Fuckers to Leave. Charge Them With Trespassing If They Refuse.

Depending on your local jurisdiction, presenting that fake card may be a crime for presenting false government documents. The card has the DoJ seal on it, which makes using it a federal felony (18 USC 1017).

My thought would be to get the idiot's name, kick them out and then do whatever steps are necessary to ban them from the premises forever. That would elevate a return visit to criminal trespass.


DTWND said...

It is amazing the lengths some will go to be contrarian. The ‘I don’t want to wear a mask’ crowd are probably the same group as the ‘my pet pit viper is my therapy animal’. If you don’t want to wear a mask for 15 minutes while you shop, then order online and have it delivered. It’s not that hard to be considerate of others.


Tod Germanica said...

If you don't want to be accused of Political Correctness as a GOP Trumpite cultist then you must demonstrate the opposite of the 'virtue signalling' that Democrats get accused of.
You must be the maximum trumpite asshole who mingles, never wears a mask or stays distant. This 'vice signalling' shows that, like trump, you regard rules, health measures and even polite conversation as only for losers. Because fuck you rest of the world, I'm with trump. Bite it. We are all American exceptional rugged individualists and not only willing to die for trump but happy to take all you antifa communists down to hell with us. It's well worth a miserable death to own the libtards.

CenterPuke88 said...

“Freedom To Breath Agency”...pretty sure that’s a Caucasian named “agency”, and either deliberately chosen to be offensive or simply ignorant.

Comrade Misfit said...

"Vice signaling". Tod, I'm going to steal that.

Eck! said...

With this card I declare besides being an asshole,
potentially mentally deranged,
assert my uncorrectable stupidity is a certifyable disability.
My handler will ecsort me.

By carefully reading it, no question, I don't want one.
I makes me look weak.


Tod Germanica said...

I think I got it from Slate or Digby's blog. Or else Atlantic.

Glen Filthie said...
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Ten Bears said...

Looks just like my conservative hunting tag. Funny thing: all the trumpsuckers of my a quaint all suddenly trump-who? All Johnson voters, they are, kinda' surprised he didn't win, what with all those supporters.

Thing about blind dogs, filth, is only on occasion do they find an egg to suck.

0_0 said...

Reminds me of the fake "anxiety support animal" cartds and crap people used while carrying their poodle in their arms and groping the produse at the grocery store.

Ooooh, they would get so mad when asked to leave!