Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, June 2, 2020

Ayup

Look at the cover and the orientation of the spine: Trump is holding that Bible upside-down.

9 comments:

Ten Bears said...: And backwards.; 6/02/2020 3:25 PM
montag said...: Probably just waving at Two Corinthians he knows; 6/02/2020 6:32 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: Reporter: “Is that your Bible?”

President: “It’s a Bible”

Mildly surprised he knew that. The media filmed AG Barr surveying the crowd before ordering the peaceful protesters cleared, as Donnie said he supported peaceful protest. Nice shot of the police hitting the Australian news crew too. You know it’s bad when Pat Roberts condemns you.; 6/02/2020 6:46 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: I expect that the Australians will lodge a diplomatic protest. That cop punching the cameraman was shown live there.; 6/02/2020 6:54 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: Yea, unfortunately the cameraman doesn’t have any Official Status, but they can still kick up a pretty good fuss.

The most bothersome thing is Mike Milley. Donnie’s little lapdog, it doesn’t bode well for what happens when Trump screams the election was stolen and he isn’t leaving.; 6/02/2020 11:39 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: Sorry for doubling up, but a German and Russian news crew were also victims of police action. Here’s a fun story that the U.S. public never thought they would hear from Russia:

“Russia’s embassy in Washington also issued a statement saying it was “unacceptable” for US law enforcement officials to use rubber bullets against media workers, after an employee of the Kremlin-backed Sputnik news website said she was struck by rubber bullets.

“We remind the US authorities of their international obligations to ensure the safety and unhindered activities of journalists,” the embassy said.”

Plus Germany chimed in:

“Germany’s government warned that journalists in the US should be protected and be able to do their jobs. The statement came after a correspondent for the country’s public broadcaster, Deutsche Welle, said he was shot at live on air while reporting in Minneapolis, the city in which Floyd was killed.”

Both quotes from The Guardian. Let that sink in...Russia is lecturing the U.S. on the safety of journalists! Next will be China, and they’ll be right!; 6/02/2020 11:47 PM
Jones, Jon Jones said...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6Z2kEZxy-E; 6/03/2020 2:26 PM
Glenn Kelley said...: Which of his mob boss buddies loaned him the bible ?; 6/04/2020 8:48 PM
Eck! said...: Always thought the presidents desk would or should contain a bible
if only as a reference or for a swearing in.

Fool didn't make the photo dog.

Eck!; 6/04/2020 9:55 PM