Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Sunday, May 10, 2020

Your Sunday Morning Jet Noise

An Il-62:


Anonymous said...

Russkies sure make some strange looking aircraft.

Comrade Misfit said...

Wasn't any weirder than the Vickers VC-10.

Old NFO said...

Noisy and smokey, but they get the job done!

seafury said...

Interesting CG dynamics in that it needed a retractable tail wheel/stand on the ground so it didn't tip on its tail during loading/unloading. Crews supposedly swore by them though.