Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Wednesday, May 13, 2020

Chinese Sten guns

No word as to whether or not Smithfield Foods has some for its security force.


w3ski said...

Thanks for turning me on to Gun Jesus. He is entertaining in a dry way but I do enjoy it. What a job he has.

Dark Avenger said...

The Commies have a pork reserve, you know. Of course stockpiling food in case it’s needed is the first step on road to Socialism.

CenterPuke88 said...

Ditto, me jonesing for a “Hi guys” t-shirt”.