Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset.

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Is the Combination of Hydroxychloroquine and Adderall Rotting Trump's Brain?

Because potato rustlers are a big deal in Virginia?

That man is not right in the head.


DTWND said...

Seriously, where are all the defenders of Trump that regularly contribute? C'mon, I really, REALLY want to see them try to defend him on this. The real TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) is not in those of us that criticize. Rather, you have to be deranged in order to keep siding and sticking up for this guy. I'm guessing at least 91,150+ would disagree with them.


Steve J said...

B was on record saying that he thought that the coronavirus was a hoax, and he wouldn't believe it was a matter for concern until the death toll hit 300K. We're only a third of the way there.

Ten Bears said...

It's been my contention since it slithered down the escalator it's just an accurate reflection of your average "America": a meth-head. Deep in the meth psychosis. Addled.

Yes, it.

montag said...

He also asked the farmer if he grew Idaho potatoes, but he didn't ask how many acres of french fries he grew.

dinthebeast said...

I guess the fact that millions of pounds of potatoes are sitting around in piles going bad because there's no way to sell them must mean they need guarding.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Stewart Dean said...

He can shoot a hundred people on 5th Avenue in broad daylight. That's expect it even, given all the action shooter movies and games. But potatoes?
Wipe the drool off his chin and give him a Mr. Potato to play with, you know, the guy from Toy Story.....
I bet Hitler and Mussolini never lost it over potatoes. Maybe this could be a test to see if you've got the right stuff to be a dictator.
He's lost the Five Guys vote for sure.

Eck! said...

Potato important, goes with hamberder.


dinthebeast said...

There was that one farmer in Idaho who was distraught at not being able to sell his crop and put a giant pile of them out and said "Please come and get them", after which each and every one of them disappeared.
And now, potato growers in Washington state are sitting on a billion pound surplus that would normally be processed into french fries and hashbrowns, so they're giving them away in brown sacks, 100,000 pounds at a time.

-Doug in Sugar Pine