Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"Mobs Do Not Storm the Capitol to Do Good Deeds." -- not James Lee Burke

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Let’s eat all of these people!” — Venom

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Sunday, May 10, 2020

I'll Leave This Right Here

With much of America looking to reopen its shuttered economy early, the actions are receiving praise for allowing struggling infectious pathogens like the novel coronavirus a much-needed lifeline.

“Those stay-at-home orders really hit me hard. I’m not sure how much longer I could have survived to be honest.”

Speaking to George Stephanopoulos on ABC’s This Week, the lipid-enveloped virus said the pain of the past few weeks had really put a dent in its ability to earn a living.

“A few more weeks of that and my business of infecting people might have folded completely.”
The virus went on to thank the Trump administration and business-friendly Republican governors for creating the right conditions for growth.

“Thanks to them I will bounce back from this terrible shutdown and thrive like you wouldn’t believe."


Eck! said...

But the scientists can't talk to congress...
Seems like they are the only one interested in listening!


Nangleator said...

We just had to outsmart a virus, but we failed. We just had to be more patient than a virus. But we failed.