Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, January 5, 2016

The Best Gun Salesman of All Time!

That title goes to President Obama. The share prices of gun makers that sell to the civilian market are up to near-record highs. NICS record checks are at all-time highs.

Smith & Wesson and the other gun makers should be sending thank-you cards to the President.*
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* I'd suggest some nice bottles of Scotch, but the Secret Service would probably intercept and drink them.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

And he's done it all while seizing not a single gun, just by having such strong Muslim Nigerian Negro Mojo. Heck, the day he was elected when he hadn't done a single thing at all including not even having been given a tour of the White House yet, gun sales soared to the point where all the gun stores in the Southwest were out of both guns and ammunition!