Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, January 21, 2016

A Fairly Positive Blog Post, for Once.


Other than that, I have nothing. Jake is having some problems with his urinary tract that are still unsettled. More on that later.

2 comments:

w3ski said...

Shocking! Electrifying even.
w3ski

Will said...

It might have been more positive if you had used a different brand. Duracell changed the contents in a bid to keep costs down. Now they puke their guts fairly quickly. Plus, it seems Kirkland's(Costco) batteries may be made by them, as they are also puking their guts. Idiots. This will haunt them for a long time, probably.