Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, January 21, 2016

A Fairly Positive Blog Post, for Once.


Other than that, I have nothing. Jake is having some problems with his urinary tract that are still unsettled. More on that later.
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2 comments:

w3ski said...

Shocking! Electrifying even.
w3ski

1/22/2016 12:39 PM
Will said...

It might have been more positive if you had used a different brand. Duracell changed the contents in a bid to keep costs down. Now they puke their guts fairly quickly. Plus, it seems Kirkland's(Costco) batteries may be made by them, as they are also puking their guts. Idiots. This will haunt them for a long time, probably.

1/23/2016 4:16 AM

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