Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, January 25, 2016

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Today is National Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day.

(Perpetual bubble wrap)

4 comments:

Joe said...

The size of my browser window means that when I load this site, I see the most-recent headline just at the bottom of the window, and have to scroll down to see the text. Just to let you know that this worked perfectly.

Old 1811 said...

There are only ten Pows in your headline.
Does your state ban high-capacity bubble wrap?

Comrade Misfit said...

I have a friend who is the Queen of Bubble Wrap. So I don't get to pop a lot of it.

montag said...

Thank you for the bubbles.
Gotta run,
So many bubbles, so little time.