Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, January 25, 2016

Pow. Pow. Pow Pow Pow. PowPowPowPowPow.

Today is National Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day.

(Perpetual bubble wrap)
Posted by on or about 07:01

4 comments:

Joe said...

The size of my browser window means that when I load this site, I see the most-recent headline just at the bottom of the window, and have to scroll down to see the text. Just to let you know that this worked perfectly.

1/25/2016 7:17 AM
Old 1811 said...

There are only ten Pows in your headline.
Does your state ban high-capacity bubble wrap?

1/25/2016 9:24 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

I have a friend who is the Queen of Bubble Wrap. So I don't get to pop a lot of it.

1/25/2016 10:25 AM
montag said...

Thank you for the bubbles.
Gotta run,
So many bubbles, so little time.

1/25/2016 6:48 PM

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