Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, January 11, 2016

Good One, GEICO


Kind of derivative, though:

Posted by on or about 13:10
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3 comments:

Old NFO said...

I don't remember any of those, but I do remember the Police Squad one... LOL

1/11/2016 9:33 PM
CenterPuke88 said...

They probably shoulda made it a 30 second spot, memorable, but not too boring. Filing the numbers off and using is a tradition, see the ACA or most Hollywood productions.

1/12/2016 8:10 AM
w3ski said...

Hey, My two dogs would do that without having to get up on the table, where can I sign them up for modeling (and free feeding)?
w3ski

1/12/2016 11:27 AM

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