Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, January 4, 2016

Really, Amazon?

A shipping projection:
Arriving:
Tuesday, January 19 -
Wednesday, February 3
I'm surprised that Spirit Airlines doesn't have the same sort of arrival times: "Departing BWI at 4:45PM- Arriving IAH later the same evening."
Posted by on or about 19:14
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3 comments:

Marc said...

Do you have Amazon Prime?

1/04/2016 11:23 PM
Joe said...

I think it's marketing for Prime. I'm a cheapskate, so I always choose the free shipping option. In revenge, they tell me to expect my package in two weeks or so. But the stuff always arrives in a few days anyway.

1/05/2016 7:52 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Marc,

It's being shipped by the seller, not by the Book Borg.

1/05/2016 11:24 AM

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