Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Friday, January 8, 2016

"Gimmie Yer Money! I Have a Rolling Pin and I Know How to Use It!!"

AKRON, Ohio– A Cuyahoga Falls man is behind bars after police say he held up a bar with a rolling pin.

Foster E. Ball, 32, is charged with aggravated robbery, felonious assault and carrying a concealed weapon.

Akron police said Ball was wearing a black mask when he walked into Ido Bar and Grill Thursday afternoon. He demanded money from the register and when the bartender refused, Ball pulled out a rolling pin and pointed it at her.
Probably some good jokes there, but I'm not feeling well, so have at it.


Dean Weingarten said...

A Washington Supreme Court justice wrote a ruling saying that rolling pins were not protected by the Second Amendment.


Deadstick said...

This just in: She was stopped by a good guy with a rolling pin.

Leo Knight said...

The robber was quoted as saying, "I want all your dough!"

Expatriate Owl said...

My late grandmother used to threaten to shove food down people's throats with a rolling pin when the didn't eat what she had prepared. [This was rarely an issue with me; I do miss her cooking.]