Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, January 14, 2016

Chemistry Humor


Posted by on or about 07:52
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3 comments:

The New York Crank said...

Uh, I'm confused. Last year she was singing duets on public TV with Tony Bennett, and now here she is up to her old tricks again. Am I supposed to be a fanboy because I'm a pre-boomer, nostalgia-driven, wimpy lover of jazz singing> Or because I'm a rocker-kinkster with a sever fetish for latex costumes, among other objects?

Please, which do you want me to do, Lady G? Walk or chew gum?

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank

1/14/2016 1:30 PM
The New York Crank said...

Umm, thaat should have been a "severe" fetish, not a "sever" fetish. It hasn't come down — at lest not yet — to cutting off my thumbs and a nostril for decorative purposes.

And there should have been a question mark after "jazz singing?"

Crank

1/14/2016 1:34 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

That video was uploaded six years ago, with 650 million hits since then.

1/14/2016 2:08 PM

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