Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, January 14, 2016

Chemistry Humor


Posted by on or about 07:52
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3 comments:

The New York Crank said...

Uh, I'm confused. Last year she was singing duets on public TV with Tony Bennett, and now here she is up to her old tricks again. Am I supposed to be a fanboy because I'm a pre-boomer, nostalgia-driven, wimpy lover of jazz singing> Or because I'm a rocker-kinkster with a sever fetish for latex costumes, among other objects?

Please, which do you want me to do, Lady G? Walk or chew gum?

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank

1/14/2016 1:30 PM
The New York Crank said...

Umm, thaat should have been a "severe" fetish, not a "sever" fetish. It hasn't come down — at lest not yet — to cutting off my thumbs and a nostril for decorative purposes.

And there should have been a question mark after "jazz singing?"

Crank

1/14/2016 1:34 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

That video was uploaded six years ago, with 650 million hits since then.

1/14/2016 2:08 PM

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