Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, January 16, 2016

Grabbing the Low-Hanging Fruit; Oregon Militia Edition.

One of those idiots took a government vehicle and drove to a local supermarket. Where he was arrested for boosting a government vehicle.

About frigging time the cops did something.

3 comments:

B said...

INdeed.

There is stupid, then there is "Hey, I will take one of the cars in the compound that we are illegally (and without a real reason) occupying and get a 6 pack and a can of Skoal....Oh, Hi offficer!" stupid...

THis really should ahve ended a few weeks ago.

Comrade Misfit said...

The only thing that would have made this story better would have been if they arrested him outside of a packie.

Paul Harris said...

This jackhole was tossed off of national forest land, where he was protecting his illegal squat with ammonium nitrate booby traps, a couple of years ago. Showed up at another attempted provocation in SW Oregon last year, was possibly the only one arrested there and released on the condition that he not "occupy" any more federal land. I think that the next US judge he appears before is going to have very limited patience with this clown.