Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Caturday

George was sunning himself.


I picked George up and carried him over to a scale so that I could weigh him and then subtract my weight. He was not at all happy about that and after I was done, he stalked off, radiating catitude. The little shitcake went into my bedroom and took a massive dump on the floor.

This came back with Gracie's ashes:


We called the vet to ask about it. They confirmed that they made the paw print post-mortem. There was one for Rocky, as well. I cannot begin to tell you how touched we were to receive them. They will be treasured. But this shit is still too raw.

4 comments:

w3ski said...

My heart goes out to you all over again. I have very few people that I can call a friend. I share your amazement and love.
w3ski

Eck! said...

That hit me hard too.

Hope your doing better.

Eck!

Anonymous said...

Oh, yeah....when I lost the first of my many rescued ferrets to a massive cascade of organ failures, the vet office sent me a little plaque with a verse and her name. I bust into tears every time I looked at it for over a year.

And oh, those animals staging "shit-ins" to protest, little furry hippies, they are!

Frank W. James said...

I feel for you. I still miss my daughter's cat as I do her.

As for the 'deposit' you sure he ain't a dachshund in disguise?...

All The Best,
Frank W. James