Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, March 5, 2012

Big Surprise; Russian Edition

Vladimir Putin "won" the election for the presidency of Russia. Although nobody seriously disputes that Putin would have likely won in an honest election, his minions couldn't resist the impulse to rig the election.

3 comments:

BadTux said...

Ya, independent pollsters doing exit polls say Putin won with about 55% of the vote, but you know how it goes. You're a secret policeman, you rig the vote out of habit, even if ya don't need to...

- Badtux the Eye-rolling Penguin

The New York Crank said...

What are ya doing? Faulting Putin for being a belt-and-suspenders guy?

Crankily yours,
—The New York Crank

Comrade Misfit said...

It was stupid. An honest win would have taken the wind out of the sails of the protesters. But no, he had to steal what what was going to be his, and now he's a thief.