Words of Advice:

“Stand back and stand by.”— Trump’s orders to American Nazis, 9/29/2020

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"Everything is easy if somebody else is the one doing it." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Sunday, March 4, 2012

A Litle Sunday Sacrilege


Stolen from here.

Sleep tight! Or, as someone I know would put it:

Now I lay me down to sleep,
No pervs in my windows should peep.
But if they do, I think they'll bolt,
When they see my forty-five Colt.

4 comments:

Nangleator said...

I like one that I've seen... Your god got nailed to a tree. My god has a hammer. Any questions?

Comrade Misfit said...

This one?

OldRetiredDude said...

I gotta steal this too, I love it!

Anonymous said...

Thank you, that was marvelously amusing. I am going to steal it!