Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Sunday, March 4, 2012

A Litle Sunday Sacrilege

Stolen from here.

Sleep tight! Or, as someone I know would put it:

Now I lay me down to sleep,
No pervs in my windows should peep.
But if they do, I think they'll bolt,
When they see my forty-five Colt.


Nangleator said...

I like one that I've seen... Your god got nailed to a tree. My god has a hammer. Any questions?

Comrade Misfit said...

This one?

OldRetiredDude said...

I gotta steal this too, I love it!

Anonymous said...

Thank you, that was marvelously amusing. I am going to steal it!