Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, March 2, 2012

Mittens the Earmark Hunter

He'll happily suck at the Federal teat when he can benefit from it:



Remember the Friedman Unit? Well, now there is the Romney Unit, the amount of time it takes him to change positions on an issue. It's not a very long span of time: 3.5 hours.

Go to 1:34 in this:

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I seem to recall, though, that there was at least one GOP debate in which Romney changed his stated position on an issue in less than thirty seconds. So 3-1/2 hours may be overly generous.

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