Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, September 27, 2010

P.G. County Cops- The Fuckery Continues

So if you get robbed in Prince George's County (Maryland) and call the cops, don't be surprised if they show up, arrest you and shoot your dog, just for fun.

By the way, notice that the P.G. County cops have such delicate sensibilities that it is apparently against the law to insult them. Poor widdle baybees musten't get their widdle feelings hurt!

Oh, in case you've forgotten, here are a few past links on those guys.

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2 comments:

Nangleator said...

I wonder if it's illegal for me to insult them from outside their turf?

9/27/2010 2:01 PM
Eck! said...

Some places should be abandoned.

Eck!

9/27/2010 11:18 PM

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