Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, September 10, 2010

Twitter and Facebook Are Great Tools

They would be if you wanted to whack someone. Especially if your target was one of those self-absorbed trolls who have to tweet or FB-update about everything they do.

You could make up a pretty good profile of the soon-to-be deceased: When they leave for work, were they stop for coffee, what time they show up and leave work, when and where they go to a gym/restaurant/nightclub.

I might do a short story about that.

2 comments:

Eck! said...

More like ripped from he news.

The news reported a series of breaking based on Facebook, seems the people all posted they were going on vacation.

The stupid hurts.

However, if you can make it really dark..

Eck!

Bridget Magnus said...

That's why I didn't say much on Twitter while I was in San Francisco: "Hey thieves of Las Vegas!! Empty house!!!" Admittedly, setting up an auto-post on my blog for while I was away might have been gratuitous.