Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

So What Else is New;
New York Republicans Nominated an Anti-Semitic, Racist Kook

The Republican party in Westchester County, NY nominated a guy by the name of Jim Russell to challenge incumbent Rep. Nita Lowey for the NY 18th congressional district.

But then it turns out that Russell is some whacko nutjob who is anti-Semitic, is against interracial marriage and has written approvingly of eugenics in some hate-group's quarterly magazine. He has called segregation "a law of nature."

The Republican party has dropped Russell as though he was made of polonium. The New York Conservative party is, however, standing by their man, even if he probably does own a pointy white dunce cap with eye-holes and the robes to match.

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