Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 30, 2010

A Republican With a Yacht Problem

If you recall how the conservatives were oh, so outraged at the fact that John Kerry was docking his yacht in Newport, RI, then you would think that you would find conservatives railing at Tom Foley, the Republican candidate for CT governor. It seems that Foley has a large yacht, 116' in length, that he not only doesn't dock in Connecticut, he has it registered in another country under what one might call "a flag of convenience".

But I bet that you will have to travel go far and wide before you will find a conservative who is outraged by this.

3 comments:

Frank Van Haste said...

Dear Miss Fit:

For even more fun, someone needs to explain to the Family Values types the meaning of the yacht's name.

Regards,

Frank

Comrade Misfit said...

A tad bit of misogyny gave rise to that name for his boat, I think.

Chuck Pergiel said...

Apropos of nothing, Foley's 116 foot yacht's two engines, combined, only produce 1200 horsepower. I am surprised a boat that big can even move with that little power.