Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, September 13, 2010

"It Was the Poles Who Made Germany Invade Poland"

That is essentially the outlandish claim by a now-former member of Chancellor Merkel's government in Germany.

This clown represents the so-called "expellees", the ethnic Germans who had resided in other countries in Eastern Europe. Given that Germany had used the fabricated plight of ethnic Germans in Czechoslovakia as an excuse to invade that country prior to the official start of the war, I find it far less than shocking that, after the war, Germany's neighbors decided that they would not run that risk again.

But since that group is aging out (like much of the base of our own confederate party), their leaders feel the need to be more and more outlandish, at least until it gets them fired.

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