Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Optimism or Whistling Past the Graveyard

Jon Stewart had Gov. Tim Kaine on last night. Stewart isn't buying the "they suck worse" argument.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Tim Kaine
www.thedailyshow.com
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3 comments:

Nangleator said...

He paints a dreamy picture. I'd like to follow him back to his universe.

Comrade Misfit said...

The drugs in that universe seem to be pretty potent.

I think, though, that there is a grain of truth in his optimism. The Democrats have eight weeks to make their case. I just hope they do a better job of it than did Gov. Kane last night.

Cujo359 said...

Kaine strikes me as one of those characters you see on TV or in movies who want to be hucksters, but just don't have the necessary brains. This was painful to watch, on many levels.