Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Nepotism Works!

No doubt that W is gnashing his teeth over this.
Kim Jong-un, the youngest of [North Korean dictator] Kim [Jong Il's] three sons, and Kim Kyong-hui, the leader’s sister, were made four-star generals in the People’s Army just hours before a landmark meeting of the Workers’ Party started in the capital, Pyongyang.
The younger Kim is 28. Promotion comes fast in the North Korean Army if daddy's the dictator.

I don't know why they just don't admit that the country is a monarchy.

1 comment:

Chuck Pergiel said...

When you are the God-King, you can call yourself whatever you like, like his most benevolent despotish-ness.