Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

The Fun of Google Ads

As you might have noticed, I've started to run ads. The ads are from Google's AdSense program. (At this rate, I can use the revenue to buy a cup of coffee next February.)

The ad system seem to use some algorithm to place ads based on words in the
most recent posts. My previous post, about my opinion that the Obama Administration has been nowhere near tough enough on the banksters, resulted in adds for financial management stuff and hedge funds.*

I wonder what sort of ads would show up if I wrote a post about the possibility that beings from the Moron Nebula were controlling the tea party.

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*My idea of a "hedge fund" would be raising money to put shrubbery over the landfill that would be the final resting place of those greedheads.

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