Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

A Toast

(Ladies and gentlemen, charge your glasses.)

Let us drink to the next President of the United States of America:

Barack Obama!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes....we have no champagne.
But single malt Scotch to top off the nervously imbibed beers...very yes.

Oh, all my Gods and Goddesses....America has a chance!

Anonymoustache said...

Cheers!

Bridget Magnus said...

No champagne here, bourbon.

Hey, it's good enough for President Bush....

Seriously I am so glad this election is over and the best candidate won.

Anonymous said...

Doing it. Now.
Congratulations, America!

fjb said...

Cheers and congratulations everybody!

Anonymous said...

Won't it be nice to use the word president again without having to tack on adjectives like: asshole, dimwitted, stupid, jackass, hayseed, ignoramus, crooked, shifty, embarrassing or Saudi-owned?

I can't wait to wake up and read the world's headlines--from what I've gathered, they are relieved that we've taken back our country and given it to an intelligent, diplomatic man to run.

President Obama.

I like the sound of that.

Mark said...

It was sambuca here, and quite a fucking lot of it, too.

Now we've got a chance.

Comrade Misfit said...

A chance is exactly what we have.

It would be easy to fall into the same trap that ensnared the Baboon King, of believing that an election result is a self-operative mandate.

It isn't. I hope the Democrats know that.