Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Poor Little Jeffrey's Memory

Lord only knows how Jeff Sessions remembers how to feed himself, given that his memory is so awful.

6 comments:

B said...

Link appears to be bad?

Comrade Misfit said...

I'll fix it when I can get to a real computer.

dinthebeast said...

Kinda reminiscent of Alberto Gonzalez who had trouble recalling all of that stuff back in the day.

-Doug in Oakland

Nangleator said...

I'm telling ya... this administration's officials need to have mounted cameras/mics like we make police wear. Malfunctions mean jail time.

We can't run a country with a bunch of short-term-memory victims. We all NEED this.

B said...

Which DNC candidate repeatedly said "I cannot recall"? HMMM

Comrade Misfit said...

So, you're going with the "But Billy did it, toooo! Noooo faaaaiiirrrr!!" defense?