Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Saturday, November 18, 2017

Nationwide Ain't On Your Side

A Nationwide Insurance agent named Jonathan Yeamans, who couldn't tell the difference between hibiscus and marijuana, ratted out his clients to the cops. The cops did one of their patented SWAT-stile early morning raids on a couple in their sixties, placing a 66 year-old woman, who was wearing only a bra and panties, in the back of a police cruiser in handcuffs while the cops extensively searched the property. Only to, in the end, confirm that yes, it was a hibiscus plant.

Nationwide still canceled their insurance.

The couple is suing everyone they can possibly name. Including Yeamans the Rat.

Nationwide is most definitely not on your side.


B said...

Some folks who visit people's homes (like salesmen or servicemen) get an informant's fee from the cops.

So that was likely his motivation.

Just sayin'

Deadstick said...

B, that's not the only thing servicers sometimes do. I once had a landlord who'd bought the house for a song when the previous owner went to prison.

The guy was a gas company serviceman and gun thief. Whenever he saw guns on display, he'd make a note...and come back much later for them, after he'd been forgotten. The basement had a row of crude plywood gun cabinets that would hold probably a hundred shoulder weapons and any number of handguns.