Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot,
by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse.
" -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, June 12, 2017

This Cat Will Soon Have a Job

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

"House sit my cat?"
"Sure!"
Middle of the night 9-1-1 call: "There's a man somewhere in this house, and I can't find him!"

The New York Crank said...

That's not the cat you hear. That's a fat man belching out of camera range. Listen again.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank