Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, June 16, 2017

Pence is Smarter Than Trump

Vice President Mike Pence has hired outside legal counsel to help with both congressional committee inquiries and the special counsel investigation into possible collusion between President Donald Trump’s campaign and Russia.

The vice president’s office said Thursday that Pence has retained Richard Cullen, a Richmond, Virginia-based lawyer and chairman of McGuire Woods who previously served as a U.S. attorney in the Eastern District of Virginia.
Pence hired a criminal defense guy who has significant experience in federal criminal cases. Trump's going with a civil litigator.

Also, Pence is keeping his yap shut.

5 comments:

w3ski said...

To point out the obvious, 'everybody' is smarter than tRump.
w3ski

dinthebeast said...

Cullen is apparently quite a guy. Had clients in Watergate and Iran/Contra, got DeLay off, and was AG of Virginia for a while. Was also US Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia for a while, which is something of a big deal, especially where federal corruption cases are concerned.
Seems like maybe Pence knows what's coming and is looking to survive it.
When he was in congress one of his colleagues said about him that "There are salads in the cafeteria with higher IQs than Mike Pence", but he does have a law degree, and leaving aside the wisdom of serving the kind of religiously dumb ideology he supports, seems to know how to look after himself.
I speculate that he's secretly thrilled at these turns of events and can't believe his outrageously good fortune.

-Doug in Oakland

Anonymous said...

Pence is smart. Prolly smarter than you and I . I've met him, he ain't no dummy.

Ten Bears said...

Hi Mike!

Comrade Misfit said...

TTB, what is your blog? If you're linking to mine, I want to link to yours?

(And who is Mike?)