Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Caturday

Chip is taking a break from watching the birds.


It was cool the other morning and the windows were open. A cow crow landed on the grass and just stood there cawing. It was facing the house.

The birds seem to be upping their game.
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4 comments:

deadstick said...

"A cow landed on the grass"

I'd take that as a sign of the apocalypse.

6/24/2017 9:13 AM
CenterPuke88 said...

Well I seen a horse fly, I seen a dragon fly, I seen a house fly...

6/24/2017 9:29 AM
w3ski said...

We have a couple cats that go outside at their own leisure. Deer walk through regularly too since our property is protected in a way.
One afternoon I saw two cats, tails down, ears up, in full 'stalking mode' after the deer? They got close, about ten feet or so and just sat there watching the deer graze. The deer saw them a long ways off but paid them no mind.
I guess that "yard panther" nickname went to their heads?
w3ski

6/24/2017 10:48 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

"Crow", ok? I'll fix it.

6/24/2017 7:04 PM

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