Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, June 26, 2017

Apologies

The marbles championship story had a self-launching video that was annoying.

I've replaced that with a link.

3 comments:

LRod said...

Yes it was. I routinely have two or three dozen tabs open in three (sometimes more) sessions of my browser. Trying to find the miscreant in all those is nearly impossible. I just happened to figure out what was causing it, finally.

Apology accepted, as I know that generally you are not a fan of auto-run videos.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

dinthebeast said...

Thank you. I was just getting proficient at finding that sucker before it went off...

-Doug in Oakland

DTWND said...

That's good news, explains a lot. I'd hear faint voices, thinking my wife was talking to me. I'd get up, ask her what she said, she'd tell me I was imagining things again. After a brief argument, I returned to the computer, all was quiet, and I began to wonder if maybe I was losing it.

Dale