Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, November 28, 2016

Warm Up the Needles

A white man accused of fatally shooting nine black parishioners at a Charleston church last year was allowed to act as his own attorney in his federal death penalty trial Monday.

[Asswipe's] request came against his lawyers' advice, and U.S. District Judge Richard Gergel said he would reluctantly accept the 22-year-old's "unwise" decision.
Asswipe is facing the Federal death penalty for hate crimes resulting in death and the state death penalty for multiple murders.

Seems to me that the taxpayers could save several million bucks by the prosecutors letting Asswipe plead out to multiple life terms and then wait for the somewhat inevitable shanking.

4 comments:

p harris said...

He wouldn't get shanked, probably. He'd be the punk for his heroes in Aryan Brotherhood to use and pass along.

Nangleator said...

This is 2016. We *sure* he's going to be convicted?

Anonymous said...

Why do they sterilise the needles before giving fatal injections?

Nangleator said...

"sterilise the needles"

I'll take a stab at that.

There was a fighter plane that developed a sudden, serious problem. The pilot ejected. The plane continued happily along without the pilot. The wingman could have shot down the rather dangerous object, but since it was flying over populated terrain, he chose not to. A pilotless craft crashes and that's just an accident. A plane crashes because it was shot, and that's on the shooting pilot's shoulders.

Should a prisoner somehow survive the injection and develop an infection, that's the needler's responsibility. They were given the responsibility of killing the prisoner, not causing other bodily harm due to negligence or malpractice.