Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Stephen Samuelovich Segalov

Actor Steven Seagal's love for martial arts just helped him become a Russian citizen.

The "Under Siege" star was awarded Russian citizenship on Thursday after spending years accompanying pal Vladimir Putin to martial arts events and publically praising his presidential policies.
Paving the way for The Donald, perhaps?

Не позволяйте экран дверь ударил Вас в жопу, Стиви!* Or... Не позволяйте двери экрана поразить Вас в осле, Стиви!**
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* Which Google Translate thinks is correct.
** Which Prompt thinks is correct.

5 comments:

Dark Avenger said...


史蒂文·西加爾是一隻紙老虎

LRod said...

Ha, ha. I had my native Ukrainian speaker wife (who has also studied Russian) take a look at these, and while she didn't know what some of the words were (Russian and Ukrainian share an alphabet and SOME words), I got from what she did translate what the idiom must have been. And I was right. Yay, Linda!

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

montag said...

Putting the phrases back into their respective programs, Google gave the familiar farewell for folks like Steve. In Prompt it came back as:

"Don't allow a door of the screen to strike you in a donkey, Stevie."

Which might work if you are remaking "The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming".

Comrade Misfit said...

Dark Avenger, nicely played!

The New York Crank said...

Hmm, does this mean that if The Donald wins the election, we can expect Steven Seagal to become our next secretary of state?

Just asking.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank