Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

The View From 2100

I believe that when historians look back on this time from the distance of a century, they will be amazed that Richard Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld were walking around as free men, rather than having been either imprisoned or shot for war crimes (warmongering) and crimes against humanity (torture).

8 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Pick folks in 1916 you'd have jailed. Why weren't they? Who's to say in 2100 the world will be more like 1916 than like 2016? You make assumption of progression of trends that are not necessarily inevitable and could easily reverse.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't Cheneys outing of the CIA agent qualify as treason ?

Glenn

Marc said...

I'm not sure about Cheney - don't you have to cut off his head and stuff a holy wafer in his mouth to properly keep him dead?

deadstick said...

Marc-- He'll still come back if you say "Cheney" three times.

The New York Crank said...

Alas, at least as often as not, evil men die in their own beds. It's their victims who whose lives are snuffed out on the battlefield or the gibbet.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

Borepatch said...

SENATE, n. A body of elderly gentlemen charged with high duties and misdemeanors.

- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

Anonymous said...

the only way to kill cheney is a stake thru his heart...wait,he doesn't have one,damn

B said...

"Doesn't Cheneys outing of the CIA agent qualify as treason ?"

Except she was already outed.....But go ahead and believe the meme the press puts forward. Forget about facts.

And why isn't Hillary in Prison?

The answer is because these people have better connections than the rest of us. R and D alike.