Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, June 17, 2016

One Person Who is Probably Very Happy About the Orlando Shootings

Brock "the Rapist" Turner.

Hardly anybody is talking about him, now. You don't see any writings that, since he was so happy to fuck an unconscious woman, that maybe he's a closeted necrophiliac? Maybe they can look into that when he gets around to doing his 90 days in County.

1 comment:

dinthebeast said...

I wish they would at least send him out to Santa Rita where there would be some actual criminals to fuck with him, but it looks like he will stay in Santa Clara county, where there might be some quasi-tough guys from East Palo Alto or San Jose, but the rep is of a lot milder environment, at least according to some guys I know who have been there.

-Doug in Oakland