Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, June 9, 2016

zOMG!!! There's a Tranny in the Baffroom!!!1!!1!

6 comments:

Unknown said...

Some people are so effing clever. I'm so fuckin' jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Old NFO said...

Snerk... Good one!

Eck! said...

There should be two....

His and hers!

Killer industrial design.

Eck!

Chuck Pergiel said...

You're funny today.

w3ski said...

A good update for the meme. Last time I saw this the old tranny was laying on the floor like some passed out drunk.
w3ski

CenterPuke88 said...

The problem with "his" is you should use a manual transmission, and there are a lot fewer of those being junked these days...

Which raises the question of if you have an old automatic Pony Car that you've converted to a stick, which lane does it use at the Quick Lube shop? The birth certificate says automatic, but the car's got a stick!