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"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, June 6, 2016

To Whom It May Concern in Connecticut: May You Burn in Hell, Forever, Asshole.

NORTH HAVEN >> A tiny kitten only weeks old was thrown from a car into oncoming traffic on I-91 Friday afternoon, prompting several motorists to pull over on the busy highway to try to save his life.

The kitten, named Lieutenant Dan by his rescuers after the character in the movie “Forrest Gump,” was able to make it to the barriers on the left side of the highway without being hit, but was ultimately euthanized because of the extent of his injuries from hitting the pavement.

The incident happened at about 3:45 p.m. Friday between exits 8 and 9 northbound on the New Haven/North Haven line. The car, thought to be a black sedan-type car, slowed down and tossed the kitten into the road, and then took off, according to witnesses.
Anyone who would throw a small animal onto a busy highway is deserving of having their Oxygen Permit revoked. One would hope that they find the perp and at least convict him of animal cruelty, but unless he brags about it to someone who then does the right thing and calls the cops, it isn't bloody likely.

People can be such asswipes. And this clown in a black sedan is one.


CenterPuke88 said...

No, let him keep his O-2 permit and ship him to Chicago, Fed Ex Ground. Let them talk to him for a while, then hire the Baltimore PD to drive him home, stopping in Cleveland to have him wave an air-soft pistol (sans orange tip) at police there.

B said...

I got no issues removing his O2 permit.

I'd do it myself, if asked.

But I really think he needs to be tossed out of a moving vehicle. If he gets up, he can walk away clean.

Let the punishment fit the crime.

But I am a softie.

OldAFSarge said...

There is no Hell hot enough for assholes who would do such a thing.

Ooh, ooh, I know. Put him out on the veldt near a lion pride, drape him in fresh meat. See how tough he his playing with the big kitties!

avsutton said...

In general.... I think human beings suck. Some suck less than others, some definitely suck more of their fair share, like this shitweasel. I'm for tying him to my bumper with a heavy chain, then bombing up the highway at 65+ with him jouncing on behind. And every so often, hitting the brakes--just for laughs.

But I've been told I can be kind of a mean person. Really, though, when the word "kitten" or "puppy" is involved.... then I suppose I am definitely a mean person, and proud of it.

Bukko Boomeranger said...

In the long run, people like that get the karma they deserve, because anyone who does that to a kitten will be doing similar amoral, antisocial shit to humans in their orbit. If you walk down a dark, crooked road, you're eventually gonna fall. However, such human hyenas cause a lot of pain to other living beings before they get what they deserve. We're a sick species of brain-eating ape.

Not that cats are a lot better. You've watched them toy with and torture little critters that they've caught, eh? The sooner we humans wipe ourselves off the face of the planet, the better. When we're gone, that will go a long way toward solving the feral cat problem, too.