Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Forget About Dropping a Dime Anonymously

Companies and governments are jumping on board harvesting voiceprints from telephone calls.

So say that you see some evil shit happening and you want to alert the cops. But you don't want to get involved, because you'd rather not get killed by a MS-13 gun thug or a Mafia assassin. Or maybe you'd just rather not be outed to your neighbors as a snitch, because you live in a neighborhood where the cops are regarded as just another street gang. Or maybe you'd not care to be called as a witness in a divorce case, after you called Child Protective Services or the cops on the family down the road.

Well, forget about it. Even if they don't know who you are, now, they eventually will.

Feeling safer, yet?

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

I wonder if there's a historical precedent for boycotting the police.

Stewart Dean said...

And, oh miracle, after they get a critical mass of voiceprints, who's to challenge them that "It's not my voice in that recording". Behind the scenes, the leos will say, "We need a conviction and we have 80% confidence so let's bag the turkey"