Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.
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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
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If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.
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"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
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3 comments:
". The cops said that okra is similar to pot, in that both plants are green and have leaves."
HIDE YOUR TOMATOES!!!!
He ought to plant a patch of poison ivy(oak?) and invite them to go take a close look. Hey officer, I think I see a bud waay back in the back.
Look, everybody knows that okra is a gateway vegetable. First they're doing okra. Next thing you know, they're doing eggplant and cucumbers. The horror, oh the horror!
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