Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, October 4, 2014

Don't Buy an Anti-Gravity Belt?

First, though, watch this:


What makes all that happen is gravity.

Say you are standing outside in your yard. You flip on the anti-gravity belt. You might not want to have a large building immediately to the west of you, for you'd be smashed into the side of it at several hundred miles an hour. Which is going to hurt.

You might clear the building away if you turned on the belt between local apparent noon and midnight. Because the Earth would be moving away from you in its orbit about the Sun at just over 67,000 MPH. That's 18.5 miles per second.

In the time it'll take you to say "oh, shit" and turn off the belt, you'll be 90,000' up. At that altitude, the air pressure is 0.2psi, which, as far as a normally-clothed human is concerned, you might as well be in space. The air temperature is a balmy -90F. Your blood will boil, you'll be flash frozen and if that doesn't kill you, the hypoxia will.

But maybe it wouldn't happen quickly. For while Earth's gravity would cease to act on your body, you would still be moving at the same direction and speed that you were just before you turned on the belt, because you'd still have mass. In essence, for a time, you'd be flying in formation with the Earth.

The speed and direction of your motion would be linear, because you'd have few external forces working on you (maybe air drag and impacts with trees, buildings and terrain). The Earth's speed about the Sun may be more or less constant, but its direction isn't, as it's in orbit. So it would be Earth's centripetal acceleration around the Sun which would be the number that you'd need to know in order to decide whether or not to either try the anti-G belt yourself or give it to your brother-in-law to test after he gives you his beer to hold for him.

Now I'm getting over my head with the maths. The formulas are here, but you have to substitute the length of the year (365.25 days) and the radius of Earth's orbit (93,000,000 miles) to make it work.

Tally ho!

One year = 31,557,600 seconds. 2π Rad/31,557,600 = .0000001991 radians/sec. Factor in the radius of Earth's orbit to come up with the centripedal acceleration and the number is, well, almost negligible. I get a number that works out to 0.0195 feet per second. Which is an acceleration of a quarter of an inch per second. It might be completely wiped out by aerodynamic drag, but that calculation apparently involves lots of calculus, which is a form of math that I haven't touched in a very long time.

I'd still recommend giving the anti-grav belt to your brother-in-law to try out.

7 comments:

D. said...

Drat. But thanks. Maybe the rocket scientists should be working on negating gravity just a little.

Oh, wait.

(That particular Captcha: I'm not a robot but that thing is blurry.)

CenterPuke88 said...

So, if Gravity is negated by the belt, what is the area of the effect? Is it just the area surrounded by the belt (yikes)...perhaps all things touching the belt (does that include the earth until you jump? Or just your clothes, u less you are naked?)...a radius or some size (could get quite interesting)...

And what happens to a body with no gravity? Space isn't a good example as gravatic forces exist between two of almost anytime, and within one of most things...switch off those forces and who knows what happens.

Yogi said...

Wasn't there an Asimov story about anti-gravity and a pool table?

Yogi said...

Yup, found it! "The Billiard Ball" , by Asimov. IF you can find it, it's a good read.

dinthebeast said...

You're right. Turn off gravity AND inertia and you're toast, probably on a metabolic level also.

-Doug in Oakland

Comrade Misfit said...

I don't think that gravity is what holds people together, so the anti-grav belt probably won't have effect on much other than hair styles. But assuming that the effect of the anti-grav field generated by the belt extends a little outside of your body, you might not want to be standing in loose dirt or sand when you switch it on.

wrm said...

Gravity is actually quite a weak force. Inertia, however, is strong, be it bodies in newtonian motion or societies in flux :-)