Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, October 24, 2014

Memo to Cat:

Not every can that is opened with a can-opener contains tuna.

I made bastardized huevos rancheros for dinner (tortilla, refried beans, eggs and salsa). When I opened the can of refried beans, Jake came into the kitchen and began yowling. I finally gave up, put a dab of the bean paste on a finger and held it out to him. He licked it off, made a cat sound that sounded a bit like "wut" and walked away.

Earlier, I had closed the office soon after lunch, gone home, grabbed my flight kit and went flying. I tooled around the sky for a little bit, then returned to the airport and shot some landings on the grass parallel runway. Warmish day, little wind, it was almost perfect.

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