Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, October 24, 2014

Memo to Cat:

Not every can that is opened with a can-opener contains tuna.

I made bastardized huevos rancheros for dinner (tortilla, refried beans, eggs and salsa). When I opened the can of refried beans, Jake came into the kitchen and began yowling. I finally gave up, put a dab of the bean paste on a finger and held it out to him. He licked it off, made a cat sound that sounded a bit like "wut" and walked away.

Earlier, I had closed the office soon after lunch, gone home, grabbed my flight kit and went flying. I tooled around the sky for a little bit, then returned to the airport and shot some landings on the grass parallel runway. Warmish day, little wind, it was almost perfect.

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