Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Jerrie Mock, R.I.P.

Jerrie Mock passed away yesterday. She was 88.

She was the first woman to fly around the world, a feat she accomplished fifty years ago in a Cessna 180.
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3 comments:

Chuck Pergiel said...

This rang a bell. I was like 13 and my family had recently moved to Columbus. I had completely forgotten about this until you mentioned her.

10/01/2014 11:30 AM
BadTux said...

Doing that in a Cessna took serious, err, you know whats.

10/02/2014 3:05 AM
Joe said...

Tux, Natalie Angier recommends "ovarios" for that sentence.

10/03/2014 11:29 AM

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