Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, October 27, 2014

I'da Pushed the Goddam Button; Antares Launch Edition

The Orbital Sciences Corp. Antares rocket scheduled to launch at 6:45p from NASA’s Wallops Island Flight Facility has been scrubbed due to a boat in the range safety area.
Some asswipe just floated his damn boat into the firing area and with that, who knows how much that'll cost to reset everything.

I'd have said: "Hey, we put out a Notice to Mariners, this clown has assumed the risk of rocket parts landing on his fucking boat, we're go for launch."

But that's just me.

Update: This is why they wouldn't have listened to me.

8 comments:

Old NFO said...

Rules like that aren't for the 'elites' don't ya know... sigh... Had a similar one a couple of months ago on SCI too...

Murphy's Law said...

They do it constantly off Camp Perry during the National Matches, even though it's bouyed and notices are posted at the marinas, published in the papers and broadcast on the radio. But there's never any consequences for these floating violators. Now if they were pilots busting a restricted airspace...

Comrade Misfit said...

Murph, as you know, there's no Federal Boating Administration. All it takes is cash to buy and drive a powerboat.

Sort of like the guy who was convinced that his boat was a male, because everywhere he went with it, people yelled: "Look at the schmuck on that boat!"

S O said...

Don't people get sued over everything in the U.S.? The boat owner could probably get sued for the costs of the delay.

BTW, why is this even an issue? Doesn't the Coast Guard enforce such no-go zones?

Or was the no-go zone just a friendly plea and not binding?

Comrade Misfit said...

S.O., in this great country, you can sue anybody for anything. Getting a judgment, on the other hand...

If the boat was in U.S. waters, the boaters might have some issues with the law. In international waters, maybe not. I'm guessing that these clowns were probably within territorial waters.

bearsense said...

Launch vehicle blew up tonite 19 sec after ignition.
Wonder what effect the "scrub" had on the failure.
Agree, I'd have pulled the trigger.

Deadstick said...

EB--

When there's a test with an impact point in international waters, they just issue a message saying in effect "We can't tell you to keep away from the following coordinates, but we think it would be smart..."

Ole Phat Stu said...

Maybe they came to film the bang?