Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 4, 2014

Ebola

One of the interesting things to me is to watch the Right Wing Noise Machine all of a sudden decide that, on this subject, they want the Federal government to be omniscient and omnipotent. And they are bitterly upset that it isn't.

4 comments:

D. said...

They've never been able to figure out that if they shrink government enough to drown it in a bathtub, said government will be too small to perform even mandated functions.

That's why I will not vote for libertarians or quasi-libertarians.

dinthebeast said...

Yeah, ebola would be perfect for them to scare everyone into voting them back in if it weren't for their sequester cutting the funding to everyone who could actually do something about it. What I really hate is that it might work for them anyway.

-Doug in Oakland

Phil said...

Competent is all I am asking for.

BadTux said...

Based on what I've seen, the RWNJ's endorse Lindsay Graham's solution to all problems when it comes to ebola -- i.e., surgical airstrikes on all people suffering ebola (and, by proxy, all medical personnel treating ebola patients).

No, I'm not kidding.