Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

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If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Capt. Obvious Narrates the Antares Launch Explosion

"That looked like something went definitely very wrong with that launch."


No shit, guy. The explosion and fireball were kind of clues, doncha think?

Notice how they were talking as though everything was going well for a few seconds after it blew up. It sort of suggests that they weren't watching it, they were just looking at the camera with vapid stares and going by what was being told to them from the control room.

1 comment:

Murphy's Law said...

And they get paid to be all insightful like that.